Babysitter's Lament [performance] [humor] [children]

You're not suppose to use that
That either
Stop that
Get away from those stairs
What's that noise?
Go get your....
Shut your damn trap
Don't repeat....
Do not punch
Go to the toilet now
Hurry before
Oh too late
There's that smell
Get down from....
What you doing with the....

What now?
You're giving me a....
Quit running
Put on the lid
Will you shut....
Pick up your damn....
Go do your home....
Don't do that to him
The toilet, the toilet I said
Put this on to stay warm
Didn't I tell you....
stay away from....
Let her be

I've told you a thou....
Why do you make him....
What is with....
You want the belt?
Will you give me....
Whatt did I say about the door?
Shouldn't you....
No fighting
Put it on your feet
You need to....
What is with you today?
What the....
That's not what I....
Come here and bring....

I told you no
Not your turn
No or I will....
No it is mine
You better come here
Pull up your pants
Turn down the TV
Go get the broom
What are you doing now?
will you kids stay....
Now come eat....
What are you deaf or....
Bring that back
Stay away from the cabinets
Please don't get....
Why can't you do it?
Are you lazy?
What are you getting yourself in....
I told you to shut your trap
There is going to be trouble
How much longer will they be gone?
You're just as bad as
Stay, stay, stay, stay
Oh shit there's that smell again

You're not suppose to have that
That either
leave that
Sit down in your chair
Pick up your toys
Go wash your....
Go take your nap
Stay in your seat
eat your lunch
What you doing now?
Shut that door
If that plate....
Didn't I tell....
Leave the crumbs....
Can't you go on the....

What now?
You know we have a....
Are you coming....
Now you did....
Just my luck
Will you stay out of the mud
Careful with that
That's enough jam
Leave her alone
I'm counting to 10
You should get ready for bed
Get out of the storm
What are you....
Stay away from....
Don't tell me....

What is it now?
I need an asprin
Don't play with....
Watch yourself
We don't want any....
If I have to tell you one more....
Why do you....
Stop fighting
Brush your teeth
Why won't you....
Do as I say
What the...
Stay away from my....
Do you understand Eng....

You spoiled rot...
That wil burn....
No candy until....
How many times....
What you doing up there?
Not now you can't
Let these cookies be
go to your room
You have done it now
No you can't play....
Now go wash your feet
What you go do that?
Where is that....
You kids have now broke it
Will you kids get....

Thanx for coming home
I'm going crazy
Here's your kids
The way you left them
Snotty, spoiled rotten brats
What I went through
I deserve double
Your kids, all day long...
Just as bad as....
Now i know where they....
I'm not coming back here again

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From 'The Hodgepodge of Poetized Morsels Parts 1 through 5' on lulu.com
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