Back To Front Poem by keith brown

Back to front

When the towing all done, it's time to back in
The reversing waltz is about to begin.
They've given you a site that is tight and it sucks
Then some one yells out,

"I'll help you mate, cause I used to drive trucks"

Then it's left hand down, right hand up
I'll help you mate, cause I used to drive trucks

Now we all have our methods, I sure we prefer, but!
To this one lonely voice we all seem to defer
So you waltz to left, waltz to right
Hey!
"Pay attention mate or we'll be here a night"!

Watch out for the post, watch out for that tree
The wife's getting cranky, she just wants her tea
Then when your all settled, and your heart rate abates
You climb from the cab and say

"Thanks for that mate"

He gives you a grin and says "Awe shucks "
Their ain't nothing to it, cause I used to drive trucks!

The whole camps been watching, they've seen it before
Then, the wife says where on twenty,
We should be on twenty for!

So it left hand down and right hand up
I'll help ya mate cause I used to drive trucks!

Kb