Baldness For Beginners Poem by Paul Warren

Baldness For Beginners



What do you do if you lose a leg
Put on an artificial one instead
And if your eye sight needs improving
Glasses are the thing to get them moving

But alas if your hair is what's missing
Wearing a toupee will get you some ribbing
So there seems no hope for a nude nut living
Except shaving it all without apologies or forgiving.

© Paul Warren Poetry

Paul Warren
Sunday, December 8, 2019
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ADELAIDE, SOUTH AUSTRALIA
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