Ban, Ban, Ban Poem by Randy McClave

Let's ban drag queen shows
Until no one goes,
Let's ban men wearing women clothes
Let's ban it by the droves.
And let's also ban Japanese kabuki
Let us none be a devotee,
Let that sin our children never know or see
As we protect them and our gated community.

Let's ban all those different books
That causes children to have odd looks,
Especially the ones about white crooks
Or about pirates with hooks.
And if a book is about a different belief
Let's tear out every leaf,
We must help and give parents relief
We must protect our children from that grief.

Let's ban abortion
Let's ban every portion,
It should be a banning and not a distortion
On our belief let's Force ‘em.
And the banning includes the abortion pill
That thought we must also kill,
Murdering the unborn is evil and ill
We must not allow a child's heart to lay still.

A child must always come first
A child should not be cursed,
The child must be cared for and nursed
Their life should not be dispersed.
Banning abortions, books, and drag queens isn't trifle
For our children they should stifle,
They are all harmful by the eyeful
But, let's never ban the handgun or the rifle.

Randy L. McClave