Barbie Came And Went To Heaven Poem by Alexandre Nodopaka

It's not easy to be Barbie's pimp.
The principal requirement would be
to be BIC-sized

with private appendages to match
all made of plastic.
When it'd come to sex

should latex be a problem
on account of allergies
a plastic hymen and a rubberized

gate to heaven with bouncing angels
surrounding a synthetic Jesus
is a perfect scene.

Ken in the role of Peter. No pun!
A sort of Cerberus
keeper of the Gates to Heaven.