Baron George
bumped into Baron George
by his fixed wing plane
on way to Cheddar Gorge
see if cheese was vein
well that mighty porker
enjoyed being fatty muss
a real cheese stork-er
but now began to cuss
flying up to Edam
plane tub of lard
looking for freedom
bought a cheesy card
well portly, forty guts
desperate too nibble cheese
even if dry roasted nuts
anything for heart disease
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