Being A Seenager Poem by Randy McClave

I am a Seenager
Which is a senior teenager,
I now have everything that I wanted as a teen
But, now 60 years later it is seen.
I don't have to go to school or to work
And I get an allowance every month which is a perk,
I now have my very own pad
The one that I dreamt about since I was a lad.
I don't ever have a curfew
So, I can stay up late and do whatever I want to do,
I have a driver's license and my very own car
Whenever that I want I can drive near or far.
I have an ID that gets me into bars and the whisky store
I can keep adult magazines in my drawer,
The woman that I hang around with are not scared of getting pregnant
Angry fathers and mothers I never confront.
I don't have any pimples or acne
And now I'm full of life and excitement and glee,
Life is great and I have many pals
And I also know many exciting gals.
I should send this message to all my friends right now
But, I wonder as I wipe the perspiration from my brow,
With my friends I want to plan many adventures and games
But, I can't remember their names.

Randy L. McClave