gershon hepner

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Big Nose - Poem by gershon hepner

“Stop thinking about sex, ” says Brian’s mother,
when Brian asks her, “Have I a big nose? ”
Cialis must have been for him a bother,
before it was invented, I suppose.

I must admit I’ve always wondered if
my major organ is precisely what
made Brian ask his question. Do not sniff
at me in loveplay, snorting sea-green snot.

Inspired by these lines from the Monty Python movie “Life With Brian”:

Brian: Have I got a big nose, Mum?
Brian’s mother: Stop thinking about sex!
Brian: I wasn't!
Brian’s mother: You're always on about it. “Will the girls like this? Will the girls like that? Is it too big? Is it too small? ”


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Poem Submitted: Tuesday, February 9, 2010

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