Francie Lynch

Bob - Poem by Francie Lynch

My girlfriend's girlfriends
Have a friend,
They demurely refer to
As Bob;
He's everyready,
Like the bunny,
Current, never late;
And yet he'll never
Ever date.

He's no fireman,
Or a cop,
More Chippendale -
They say he's hot.
He's not needy,
He's out to please,
From what they say,
He likes to tease.
He's not a boy,
He's not a toy.

Later, when the deed is done,
He's not one to kiss and run.
He's the Alpha
And Omega,
The source of their hysteria.

Bob surely has a way.

And should the girls
Play hard to get,
Bob's not one
To sit and fret.
And should the girls
Still want to play,
They replace
Two Double A's.

Topic(s) of this poem: boyfriend, electronics, friend, friends, friendship, funny, funny love, girlfriend, girls, happiness

Poet's Notes about The Poem

BOB: Battery Operated Boyfriend

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Poem Submitted: Thursday, April 2, 2015

Poem Edited: Tuesday, June 27, 2017

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