Bottom Of My Wife And I'M Out.... Poem by Ted Sheridan

When I was a younger man
I loved to play all types of sports
but Baseball was my passion

Then I met my wife
who loved baseball too
she swings a mean bat

In fact
the first time
we played together

I pitched her my best
ninety two (now sixty one) miles per hour
fastball

She hit it over my head
and out of the park
I should have thrown her

my lazy curve instead
She still can't hit that pitch
but she looks so cute trying