Boyfriend (To Jay Brannan) Poem by Aram Stefanian

She said, ''You're pretty G.I.B., but that's not enough.
I need a guy who can care for me like nobody's business.''
When she stepped out on me, all I could do was laugh,
Even though my lonely nights seemed darker and endless.
Then I came across you and thought, ''Why not?
Maybe if I made it with a boy, I wouldn't hurt.''
Never before I realized that swapping spits would be so hot.
There's gonna be no sex in heaven, just on this fagged earth.
I was open to love and couldn't care less if it was wrong.
If I only knew what was good for me, I'd never blow it off.
I just wanna be your boyfriend, and we could sing-a-long,
But first I have to learn to care before love toddles off.