Brainless Butts Poem by John Sensele

Mathematics through fingers penetrates the brain
Where it plants success seeds
Which jump off Mathematics train
When harried by memorization feeds.

Mathematics ameliorates brain plasticity
When trained to think
Mathematics espouses simplicity
If fed on a logical link.

Mathematics trounces dunces
Who inflict pain on its concepts
Processes, precepts, procedures and advances
For nerds handsome prospects.

Mathematics loathes lazybones
Who perceive patterns and shortcuts
For frustum volumes and surface areas of cones
To invite punishment on brats' butts.