His bawdy body,
It's his buddy
Oh, so good,
Nice 'n shiny
No ifs, ands, and button-mashing,
He isn't a hi-def video game figure,
But the hair was there
It had places to go,
Down the drain
Things were hairy,
Now for a week they no longer are
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