Buttocks Poem by Suzawaka Phiri

Nothing amazes me like your big buttocks,
Petunia, you truly have terrific buttocks.

Before you, not even elephants can boast,
For not even them have such big buttocks.

Name one head that doesn't turn to peep,
At such hard, soft yet very big buttocks.

Even Kilimanjaro praises, the gods above
For shaping such gigantic buttocks.

Don't blame me, Teller is a just messenger
Telling the tales of such big buttocks.