Canned Food Poem by Paul Warren

You-tube videos for ready made canned meals
Are tasted here for the real deal
A chicken in a can is a sloppy mess
Scored low for taste not being the best

Then there was bread in a can made with molasses
With canned cheese on top more than impressive
The canned hamburgers are not good
Washed down with beer makes it better than it should

I suppose when the zombie apocalypse comes
We will be happy when these cans are undone
But I wonder when the end is near
The dead would be grateful not eating this canned gear.

© Paul Warren Poetry