Caps - And The Donald's....Sundry Other....Chinese Trinkets Poem by James B. Earley

So far...Trump's Trade War
.....Mostly still under wraps
What's up with the pricing
Of the President's....caps

....A five dollar.....item
Its fifty dollar price.....
Now with Trump's trade war
Might that mean $50. twice

Clearly gullible Americans
...Long.....presidential saps
Soon will be purchasing....
MAGA's hundred dollar caps

....Considering our wartime history
Seems....we're right back in...
Perhaps The Donald's...saps...and caps
....Making...America...Great Again


Author's note:
"Donald Trump does sell 'Make America Great Again' hats on his web site Donaldjtrump.com. According to the web site, all of the products are 'proudly made in USA."

Thus the poem, 'Caps - And The Donald's...Sundry Other....Assorted Chinese Trinkets, ' within its incarnation, takes factual liberties in its light hearted excursion into The President's ingenious world....of 'serial lying."
Trump, however, was the subject of a similar, real controversy in 2011 when it came to light that an array of clothes, accessories and other products sold under the Trump brand were in fact made in China."