Captain Nick O'teen Poem by Phil Soar

He said that he'd quit smoking
And decided he would 'vape'
He still blew stuff out of his nose
And he wore a kind of cape
They called him Captain Nick O'teen
Had an aura that was flawed
He was like a Marvel comic dream
And could not be ignored
His mission was to teach the world
That Vaping was the key
To stopping all the cancers
That the smokers couldn't see
But one day on a vaping binge
He filled his car with steam
And couldn't see a bloody thing
Now all he does is dream
He's lying in a coma
His cape all torn to bits
He dreams that he should have a smoke
As it all gets on his tits