Cemetery Tourism Poem by narayana aghalaya

GHOST, WITH A PINCH OF SALT!
at an eerie cemetery,
a tourist, feeling jittery,
asked her guide: ' are there any ghosts?
you see, a strong heart, I can't boast.'
'none ma'am, cheer up, nothing to fear.
just tales; am here since many years.'
'that will be how many, young man? '
'three hundred, ma'am; quite a long span.'
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eerie: mysterious, sending chill up the spine, Merriam Webster Dictionary
Note: South Park Street Cemetery, Kolkota opened 1767, closed 1790 is ill-reputed to be haunted with many British soldiers buried there.