Choosing A Character In A Beat Up Game Poem by Daniel Hooks

Character creation in fighting games

You could be a Russian ballerina with high heels
With high kicks of steel

A sumo wrestler with flabby muscles
Who slaps and wrestles you until you cant resist
Or a bitchy pretty young blond who seals your knockout with a kiss
Or even a karate guy with a Mohawk or a quif 
Who smokes a spliff as he stands over your broken body

Oddly enough you can be a 14 year old japanese girl with French platts
How weird is that?
A rastafarri  guy with a square jaw
Or a fly black guy

A woman with biggest naturals boobs ever
Whos really clever
And has an ass you never forget ever
Who punches like a boxer
And couldn't be foxier
With long flowing hair drooooool!
Or dark vampire guy who's cool

Or a weird looking freaky beast man
Or a Chinese woman who's fires a.hundred kicks a minute
Or a muscly hunk of a dimwit who hits the hardest!

A mysterious man with a mask
Who knocks you out before you ask why
A freaky alien samurai fighter
A devilish cat girl who's frighteningly fast
An ogre who's too hard to flatten
A old monk who's drunken moves are in a confusing pattern
A cop who is after a robber on the selection screen
A thug, a violent criminal
Whos ugly and mean
A capoira brazilian woman who's a dream
A dashing young man
 Who's a thick, I mean kick boxer!
And finally a taekwondo expert 
Who kicks you into oblivion 
And the secret boss
Who you are at a loss to find
This poem could go on but never mind 
I am sure your find someone you like 
Or buy another fighting game or just take a hike!