Cindy Perl, Thanks For Nothing Poem by John F. McCullagh

Thanks for nothing, Cindy Perl.
After five long years of dating-
Movies, concerts, masticating-
You decided David Tepper’s not for you.

You needed one who'd make you smile
And provide for your lifestyle.
So you went and wed a dentist-
Good for you.

All that Tepper’s managed since
is Four Billion more or le$$.
He has a mansion in the Hamptons
by the shore.

Cindy, you backed the wrong horse-
But don’t go getting a divorce.
Your dentist fills your cavities
For you