'Corn Flake's' New Year's Eve Poem by elysabeth faslund

'I do expect there may be a
Question of timing involved,
Seeing as how you humans
Do tend to celebrate the

New Year's commencement
At 12: 01. Within that time
Frame, around the world. I
Am of the knowledge you

Call it Earth.

But, from my constituents and
I, we wish you all the finest in
Your happy endeavors. And,
Of the certainty I and my flock

Are already full of the finest
Corn to be had, we're going
To get our tails to roost now.
Big day with more of that corn

Tomorrow...and DOODLE-
DAMN-NOISE? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?

We'll see you 'pale-faces'
TOMORROW! ! ! ! ! !

Happy New Year's Eve from a CRANKY rooster and his flock! ! ! ! ! ! !