Country Star Poem by Robert Edgar Burns

I want to sing like Glen Campbell,
And Randy Travis too.
I'd love to yodel like Eddy Arnold,
Like Willy and Hank sometimes do.

Roy Clark was surely a genius.
But so was Buck Owens too.
What's wrong with being country,
For it's what I like, do you?

I really loved Dean Martin,
As well as Patsy Cline.
But Dolly is just stupendous,
And Jimmy Dean was simply fine.

Dean and Sinatra weren't country,
But in it they had their roots.
Sometimes singing with Roy Rogers,
All wearing their cowboy boots!

If I only Act Naturally like Ringo did,
Singing a Buck Owens tune,
I think I can make it as a country star,
On a space shuttle to the moon!