So and so (the name is unimportant)
Was a run-of-the-mill
Middle-Class Englishman of the day
Who was stressed for his entire life
About the possibility
Of doing something untoward
Died today
With a look of relief
On his age-worn face
He gave a great sigh of relief
According to family and friends
Gathered around his deathbed
Having managed to get through life
Without having done anything embarrassing.
This poem has not been translated into any other language yet.
I would like to translate this poem
Hmm!