Decisions In The Food Hall Poem by kate williams

Three for two!
Four for three!
Ten per cent extra!
One extra free!

Points to collect!
Coupons to use!
Free gift inside...
Which shall I choose?

Mega or slimline?
King-size or bite-?
Twin-pack or family?
Which one is right?

Tinned, or hand-made?
Cut-price, or Fairtrade?
Diced, sliced? Plain, spiced?
Such odds to be weighed!

Oh, deary me! Which one should it be?
I know - none, and I've done before I've begun.
I won't be won over by tomfoolery!