Cathe Ferguson

Does A Fish Go Pee? - Poem by Cathe Ferguson

Does a fish go pee
when it's swimming in the sea?
Does it ever get the notion
when it's swimming in the ocean?
Does a fish take a leak
when it's swimming in the creek?
Do they do it in a muddle
when you see them in a puddle?
Does a fish ever miss when it's taking a @! &%
and they find urination
in the farmer's irrigation?
Do you think they're rather fond
of going potty in the pond...
and then, for goodness sake,
do they go while in the lake?
Do they tinkle at all
while in the waterfall?
Could you see a yellow gleam
as they do it in the stream?
Now take a little quiz:
Does a fish ever whiz?

Does a fish go pee
when it's swimming in the sea?

(Written in 1990)

Comments about Does A Fish Go Pee? by Cathe Ferguson

  • (2/21/2008 10:38:00 PM)

    This one just cracks me up. This is one of my favorites. (Report) Reply

    Cathe Ferguson (4/10/2017 2:38:00 PM)

    Thank you. It makes me laugh, too. Even while I was writing it.

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  • (2/19/2008 6:18:00 PM)

    This one brings a smile and a chuckle. (Report) Reply

    Cathe Ferguson (4/10/2017 2:39:00 PM)

    I wrote this on the drive home from Alaska when I spent a month on vacation in 1990! It cracked me up while I was writing it and still cracks me up every time I think about it. I'm glad to hear you smile and chuckle, too.

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Poem Submitted: Tuesday, February 19, 2008

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