Don't Smoke Poem by Zog Gascoigne

Everyone thinks it's a joke,
'Oh yeah im 'ard coz i smoke! ',
But wait till you choke,
It aint no joke,
Don't smoke.

It's the cool new game,
Your claim to fame,
It's just such a shame,
You died along with your fame,
No-one remembers your name,
Don't smoke.

They all sad it's like flying,
But they were lying,
Now they're dying,
Everyone's crying,
Don't smoke.

And what did you say,
At the end of your days?
'I should have been a sensible bloke.'
'I shouldn't of smoked! '