Drive What You Can Afford Poem by Frank Adie

Drive what you can afford.
If you can't drive a Ferrari 250 GTO,
Drive a Mercedes-Benz W196.
If you can't drive a Mercedes-Benz W196,
Drive a Bugatti Royale.
If you can't drive a Bugatti Royale,
Drive a Rolls Royce Solid Phantom Gold.
If you can't drive a Rolls Royces Solid Phantom Gold,
Drive a Maybach Exelero.
If you can't drive a Maybach Exelero,
Drive a Koenigsegg CCXR Travita.
If you can't drive a Koenigsegg CCXR Travita,
Drive a Lykan Hypersport.
If you can't drive a Lykan Hypersport,
Drive a Lamborghini Veneno.
If you can't drive a Lamborghini Veneno,
Drive the 1996 Bentley Hanaudieres Concept.
If you can't drive any of the above,
Drive whatever you can afford.
Every car has one thing in common,
Motion is peculiar to all.