Duct Tape Sally Poem by Patti Masterman

Duct tape Sally,
She lived by the alley,
Her shoes were made of tape;
And her underwear beneath,
And her bra, pity's sake-
But she said, it never leaks..

Duct tape Sally,
She never dallied,
Her house looked drab by day;
The windows opaque,
The door a fake-
But she always had her tape.

Duct tape Sally,
She counted her tally,
Found she was one box short;
She found the thief,
And tied his feet-
And now he pees through a port.