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Friday, December 19, 2008

Edward Bear Addresses The New Toys On Christmas Night

This is the best advice you're going to get.
I hope you have a long and happy stay.
Just hug above the waist: that nappy's wet.
The nursery will seem quite strange, I'll bet.
The kid's all right. Be gentle when you play.
This is the best advice you're going to get.

Her dribble wipes off plastic bits no sweat,
so, Tiger, watch it; Dolly, you're OK.
Just hug above the waist: that nappy's wet.

Now, watch out for that friendly family pet.
When it's on heat you'll know, so keep away.
This is the best advice you're going to get.

The kid's not slept with either of you yet.
It's not too bad. Remember what I say -
just hug above the waist: that nappy's wet.

Last word from me - don't get her mum upset,
or you'll be in the Oxfam shop next day.
This is the best advice you're going to get -
just hug above the waist: that nappy's wet.
Wild Bill Balding
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