Empathy Poem by Ronny John

I was at the football game one day,
and I had to take a dump.
I couldn't hold it in, so finally
I got up off my rump.

I went to the porta potty,
but to my surprise,
That plastic tub of a toilet
was occupied.

I waited, and waited,
the match long since over...
But as my car didn't have plumbing
I had to wait for this hoser

To finish his pooping,
and get out for me
I was thinking about going
Behind a group of trees.

But I'm Ronny John,
and I always preach patience,
But even so, I was beginning
to increase in frustration.

I banged on the door,
I was starting to yell.
'Hurry up! ' He said, 'Sorry,
I just had Taco Bell.'