Even Babe Poem by Douglas Scotney

As John Thomas, Willy,
Percy, Roger, Peter and Dick
are its names,
any man's name could be its:

Vic, Siegfried, Billy;
Sebastian, James;
Tom, Lon, Len;

Smith;
N-g-u-y-e-n;
Shakespeare;
Lear;

Shorty;
Zac; Ham; Mac;

Lordly;
Earl;

Girlie's;

even after a girl:
Pearl;
Miranda
(which means
to be admired
or wondered at):
Kat,
and euphemisms for that:
Insinuator;
Slinky;

German Fritz;
Schlitz.

So many names for its.