Elisabeth Anne Wingle


Excuses Aka I Had A Bad Day - Poem by Elisabeth Anne Wingle

There was a storm
There is no power
I woke up late
About a hour
The cereal was stale
The milk was sour
There is no heat
Can't take a shower

My dog threw up
I had had to clean it
This is no joke
I really mean it
I wish he hadn't
Ate that peanut
Then I wished
I'd never seen it

My zipper broke
My hairs a mess
There's toothpaste on
My favorite dress
Can't find my bag
I must confess
I'm feeling
Just a tad depressed

A parking ticket
On my windshield
Other drivers will not yield
Cops are hiding
So concealed
I just need a break
For real! !

Topic(s) of this poem: frustration, mess


Comments about Excuses Aka I Had A Bad Day by Elisabeth Anne Wingle

  • Wes Vogler (1/7/2016 9:08:00 AM)


    I don't care/ The blazes with you. I had a bad day too. My wife confiscated my computer for watching soft porn.
    She's 81 (that'll teach her) that's a ten
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    Elisabeth Wingle Elisabeth Wingle (1/7/2016 11:34:00 AM)

    Thank you, I think? I am a little confused did she confiscate your computer because you were
    Watching it or because it was her turn? . Here hee

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Poem Submitted: Friday, December 4, 2015

Poem Edited: Friday, December 4, 2015


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