Feline Problem Poem by Jan Oskar Hansen

Feline problems

The pride behind the sofa leaning against a wall
Are new-born puppies their mother tries to
Hide from me as I should care, but I wonder
How to get rid of them, a bucket of water?

You can't see how old a dolphin is when it swims
I have never seen one with sagging skin.

Resolving the cat problem give me a headache
Obtuse is my thoughts on how to kill humanly?
Self-doubt was overtaking by pity for the kittens
Expunge them not possible, seven cats' meows.