First Class Service For Every Suite Poem by DM W

We are the heavenly hoteliers; sprinkling fairy dust.
We are here to please; your wish is our command.
We are here to make your dreams come true.
We provide a butler service for every suite

Your butler will cater for your every whim:
He will be unobtrusive and most attentive.
He will be immaculately dressed at all times.
He will ensure your suite is immaculate at all times.
He will be your guiding light in a world of darkness.
He will make your dreams come true.

He will be most courteous at all times:
Because he likes to serve; he likes to please.
He will never ever let you down.
He will always be punctual.
He will chill your preferred assortment of beverages.
He will suggest options for your breakfast orders.
He will robotically serve your breakfast orders.
He will make your dreams come true.