- Have you ever been to Scotland?
- Yes, twice. I was in the Highlands
In 1990 and went to
Loch Ness in 1992.
- You’re lucky. Did you go
There to see Nessie?
___________________- No.
Jack had gone to Loch Ness before
And had caught big salmons, and more
Than 10 per cent of them had been
Longer than my yacht.
______________________- Do you mean
You went fishing?
_________________- Yes.
______________________- Were they
As long as Nessie?
__________________- I’d say
No. Nessie was my bait.
- Will you stop joking this way?
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