‘i Know’ Will Be My Answer. Poem by Konstantin Ananin

- Art! Why are getting
This enormous pig in?
Your Ellen is known as
A woman who hates a mess.
- Yes, but once I told you
She always thought that she knew
All. Her favourite phrase is
“I know, I know”. This
Was put as over ten
Times at today’s breakfast, and
It put me into rage.
_________________- What
Will you do?
____________- On second thoughts
I planned to put this big pig
In the bath, that’s quite trig,
And when Ellen meets it,
This filthy big grunting beast,
She will exclaim, “A pig! Arthur! ”
‘I know’ will be my answer.