Flintstones Poem by Lee Fones

interesting archaeologist
dug up a load of bones
he got the general gist
family were flintstones

in the barrenness of land
with his spade and fork
digging through solid sand
looking like a scientific dork

sifting finding rotting flesh
that scientist he did work
feeling somewhat rather mesh
digging fractiously berserk

finding all the characters
Dino, Pebbles, Wilma, Fred
caused so much laughter
stoned out cold and dead

next to them those Rubble's
Hoppy, Bamm-Bamm, Betty, Barney
they were really doubles
who enjoyed a adult party

well there you have it
in center of bedrock town
its a shame they did split
next on channel 4 count down