upon shopping trip today
witnessed a funny thing
a stunning lady faye
was wearing a g-string
customers mouths did drop
as faye paraded round
the ladies madly hopped
faye teased the men aloud
security guards were called
faye scratched and teased
then a massive brawl
faye wasnt very pleased
wasn't till after a hour
found g-string did contain
10 ounces of itching powder
and 10 grams of cocaine
Love this! So imaginative and filled with great humor! Well done!
This poem has not been translated into any other language yet.
I would like to translate this poem
That's a funny one. A ticklish situation :)