Flirting Poem by Randy McClave

I showed her a smile, then I gave her a wink;
As I preceded to give that lassie a flirt,
I then gave her a wave and I sent her a drink;
Then I watched her, as she hiked up her skirt.

A lucky man I thought I was this night would be;
First time a beautiful woman excitedly accepted my tease,
Finally some good fortune was going to fall upon me;
I began to feel happy, manly and at ease.

I again smiled at that lassie, then she gave me a grin;
So, I ordered another shot to build my courage up,
I was so excited and nervous as I sipped at my gin;
This one I drank slowly from the confidence cup.

I walked up to the lass and I asked her for a dance;
She quickly took my hand as she agreed,
Then into her eyes, I took one long glance;
Tonight, I then knew my desires would be freed.

We drank more drinks that I ordered for us two,
Tonight, I decided I wasn't going to go home alone;
Now I was full of booze, so I headed for the loo,
Then while inside there, I splashed on more cologne.

I re-entered the pub I saw my lassie raising her skirt,
Another man had just bought her a drink;
He had the intentions as me, that was my first alert;
Then he too sent her over a wink.

I confronted the stranger that lassie she is mine;
Tonight she will be going home with me,
I have danced with her, and I have bought her beer and whine;
Tonight is the night that I seek my own satisfaction and glee.

Hours later, the pub was emptied the patrons were all gone;
Except for me and my dear sweet lassie;
I said let us drink and be together way past dawn,
I told her (I was drunk) , she was beautiful and very classy.

She said to me she was going home by herself;
Then she thanked me for my company and all the cheer;
To her I was just a lonely man sitting upon a bar shelf,
While she enjoys to dance, and also all the free beer.

Randy L. McClave