For Members Only -The Ducks Had Better Duck Poem by Tom J. Mariani

I know someone has to pay
for all the time we members spend
posting on poemhunter.com but
when will it ever end?

Whenever I log off
I still have to click and click
to rid my screen of ducks.
What's the trick?

Pretty soon I know
I'll blow a fuse;
use a word that rhymes with duck
and then my privileges I'll lose.

I've tried shooting them in the tail.
To no avail.
Then I went for the head;
hoping for better luck, instead

they just keep coming round the bend.
When will it ever end?
What are they trying to sell me?
Spam blocker? Who can ever tell?
I need help shooting enough ducks
to insure their death knell.