For Your One True Love Poem by Mark Heathcote

Have a little nip and tuck
For your one true love
Strive to be beautiful even when the sun goes down
Sleep with a plastic surgeon, the best in town
Have lip fillers and buttock augmentation
Have a facelift and breast augmentation
For your one true love
Have liposuction, darling, you could look so pretty.
Have a dermabrasion and labiaplasty
Girl dries those tears in your eyes.
Girl, try a nose job, kiss Kermit the frog
Have a body lift, whatever you want
For your one true love
Strive to be beautiful even when the sun goes down
And let nothing move downtown south of Manhattan
Wear a smile that says you can have it all
As long as you stand proud and tall
And remember, the one most important thing of all
It's all been for your one true love.
For your one true love.