Forbidden Love Poem by Joe Hughes

I will love you
Till Coronation Street's
No longer on the telly.
I will love you
Till the upper classes
Forego the green welly.

I will love you
Till Governments
No longer go to war.
I will love you
Till Jehovah's Witnesses
Do not knock on my front door.

I will love you
Till mobile phones
Do not go off in church.
I will love you
Till Pope Benedict
Leaves Catholics in the lurch.

I will love you
Till the railway
Does not need repairing.
I will love you
Till Marilyn Monroe
Stops my eyes from staring.

I will love you
Till the cliche
Is not banal, so boring.
I will love you
Till Manchester United
Lose their skill at scoring.

I will love you
Till November
In Winter never lies.
I will love you
Till your husband
Has a heart attack and dies!