Four Limericks Poem by Alexander Shaumyan

A Doctor Named Tony

There once was a doctor named Tony,
Whose science was downright phony—
He lied all the time
To cover his crimes
With viral scamdemic baloney.

A Killer Vaccine

There once was a killer vaccine,
That did many young folks in—
Some bloke named Bill
Exclaimed with a thrill:
There are plenty of spots to park in.

A Fake President

There once was a fake president,
Who won less than 40 percent--
The media lied—
They were all satisfied—
The hoax was money well spent.


A Being Called Human

There once was a being called human,
Who couldn't tell man from a woman,
The Devil played well—
And sent it to hell—
As now they call it transhuman.


June 22,2021
--Alexander Shaumyan