Friendco has offices everywhere
people need friends on whom
they can depend.
At Friendco we pride ourselves.
If you need a professional
friend, call Friendco today.
We will match you with a trained
friend suited to your needs.
Loyalty, dependability, confidentiality—
all with the backing of Friendco’s
lifetime (limited) guarantee.
At Friendco, we make friends
and distribute them worldwide.
Friendco. Because people need friends.
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I thought ads like this only came on very late at night. Oh, I guess it is. You forgot to include a 1-800 number.