elysabeth faslund

Rookie (11/23/49 / Thibodaux. Louisiana)

Funny Signs... Quotes Still Mine... Part 2... (Humor) - Poem by elysabeth faslund

Crossing the line, on Billboard
Or door, made me want my.44.
An arraignment, or two...

One Stop Shopping...
'These gas prices? Best have a whorehouse, too.'
Apply tax. Apply Today...
'No. I live to hassle the I.R.S.'
Vote For Jamolacka Jones. Charges Were Dropped...
'And the evidence to BRING those charges...? '
All You Can Eat Buffet. Pharmacy Next Door...
'Now, I ask you....'
State Tax Commission. Vocational Rehab. Services...
'You're on your own with this one.'
Barb's Restaurant. Eat. Gas. Now...
'Emergency. Room. Later.'
Sign, with arrow pointing South, in Tampa...'Southern States'...
'Uh...was the Caribbean annexed while I was gone? '
Beer and Tires...
'Due to inflation, tires cost more. Alcohol dulls pain.'
Bellvue Family Medical Clinic...
'Dysfunctional family #4...the police will bring you to the doctors now.'

I didn't have my.44. But I had my
Great Dane. They allowed her
Into the courtroom...despite her
Bloody teeth.


Comments about Funny Signs... Quotes Still Mine... Part 2... (Humor) by elysabeth faslund

  • (7/1/2007 4:34:00 PM)

    You are a hoot and able to write with 'tongue in cheek' so well. Hey, gas went down again here since Friday...was out a while ago and we're down 22 cents per gallon in about two weeks time...It actually went down two more cents yesterday.Hard to believe, this being our big Independence day holiday weekend before the '4th'......clever as always.........marci. :) [I thought you we're leaving for Florida two days ago so I must not read the mail properly] (Report)Reply

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  • (7/1/2007 2:36:00 PM)

    ...Another most awesome write from one of our most gifted.
    Blewssings,
    Theo
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  • (7/1/2007 2:36:00 PM)

    ...Another most awesome write from one of our most gifted.
    Blewssings,
    Theo
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  • (7/1/2007 2:15:00 PM)

    Roll on part 3. Actually, I would happily read them ad infinitum. Get your skates on gal! :) t x (Report)Reply

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Poem Submitted: Sunday, July 1, 2007

Poem Edited: Friday, March 18, 2011


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