Gas Cans
Eco wackos are out there spewing
about what the oil drillers are doing.
Wrecking our earth and bleeding it dry.
Pissing and moaning, telling the lie.
Don't drill here, protect our beaches.
Arrogantly haughty like Star Belly Sneeches.
Don't spoil the tundra and kill Caribou.
Rantin' and ravin' with their hullabaloo.
Don't get me wrong, we should conserve
but, they're starting to get on my last nerve.
If they have their way, I'll tell you man.
Their new Motto; Save Gas, Fart In A Can.
Except for 'F' word...this is very reminiscent of Dr. Seuss's rhyming schemes. I understand completely, Rusty.
This poem has not been translated into any other language yet.
I would like to translate this poem
You get a Gold star for mentioning 'Star Belly Sneeches'. Perhaps a reference to 'the Lorax' might have been fitting too... -chuck