Gas Cans Poem by Rusty Daily

Gas Cans

Eco wackos are out there spewing
about what the oil drillers are doing.
Wrecking our earth and bleeding it dry.
Pissing and moaning, telling the lie.

Don't drill here, protect our beaches.
Arrogantly haughty like Star Belly Sneeches.
Don't spoil the tundra and kill Caribou.
Rantin' and ravin' with their hullabaloo.

Don't get me wrong, we should conserve
but, they're starting to get on my last nerve.
If they have their way, I'll tell you man.
Their new Motto; Save Gas, Fart In A Can.