By Stanley Collymore
Anne Boleyn: the second wife of
Henry VIII was crucially Queen
of England, specifically in the
16th Century; precisely so from 1533-1536,
when for actually chauvinistic and, I would
additionally add, discernibly psychopathic
and undeniably misogynistic reasons, her
husband Henry simply decided, obviously
ostensibly for essentially another woman
whom he effectively had his eyes on, and
because Anne Boleyn, hadn't borne him a
male heir; literally falsely, accusing her of
treason had her executed. Quite crucially
perfectly brazenly possible and generally
acceptable basically in those days when
the motor car wasn't invented, then; and
thus a quite necessarily orchestrated as
required in the 20th Century, a car crash
in the tunnel, of a neighbouring country;
of an obviously, actually unwanted, and
equally perceived too as a troublesome
ex-wife, was clearly required to achieve
precisely the same undoubted purpose.
However throughout her life, even as
Queen, and subsequently so; this
second wife of Henry VIII was,
and is to this very day customarily referred
to by her actual, evidently genuine maiden
name of Anne Boleyn, and quite markedly
so with no disrespect but on the contrary
much affection! And rather discernibly in
correlation with that there are numerous
modern day undeniably rather intelligent
and also undoubtedly mentally liberated
women, who're actually very happily and
simply devotedly married, who distinctly
for their own personal, and mutually too
cohabiting reasons; actually delightfully
and proudly so, retain their own maiden
name while still actually being blissfully
happy evidently, in their own respective
mutually valuable and fruitful marriage!
Yet we evidently have a facile surfeit of
simply quite discernibly intellectually
challenged, crucially brainwashed
and likewise delusionally, braindead morons,
categorically, for the most part, entrenched
racist Karens and basically, unquestionably
so, like-minded Gammons, with essentially
no real or any specifically meaningful lives
of their own, and self-evidently ensconced
in their literally Disneyesque fairytale, type
feudal world of sycophants, automatically
ruled by their naturally, ardently cherished
omnipotent Lords and Ladies - recurrently
and aggressively consistently demanding
that simply because that's what they very
personally want, everyone else must also
automatically, specifically emulate them!
And therefore an avidly egocentric and
a stalkingly acquisitive woman, Kate
Middleton, whose exacting simply
cunning persistence very fulsomely achieved
what she was after, should undoubtedly also,
be essentially and ostensibly distinguishably
heralded into that same, quite exalted milieu
is their rabid thinking. An attitude effectively,
that then becomes belligerent and offensive
when those that can, and obviously do think
for themselves, actually refuse to accede to
their arrogant and clearly childish demands.
Because such basically enlightened people
sensibly acknowledge, that these so-called
royal titles, that obviously this monarchical
family very routinely award themselves are
rather meaningless, and sensibly conclude
that specifically, and very crucially all titles
and significantly likewise distinctively also
nationally awarded recognition, should in
essence be unquestionably very positively
earned and very fundamentally not simply
given specifically because of one's actual
birth or who they're essentially married to.
(C) Stanley V. Collymore
1 October 2024.
Author's Remarks:
To the best of my knowledge no one is telling you prats you shouldn't in your medieval and puerile fawning, feudal mindset not to laud and worship these perceived by you as far superior automatically to everyone else and including yourselves. But don't think for a solitary moment that your persistent and essentially childish as well as belligerent and persistent demand that I follow you in your fatuous fawning towards your perceived and omnipotent betters is going to work with me, as it most categorically won't!
But as the saying goes, whatever turns you on! So enjoy and leave others far from being as daft as you are requisite to Kate Middleton and the rest of them alone!
This poem has not been translated into any other language yet.
I would like to translate this poem