Get Ready To Be Teased Poem by Louise Tredoux

Whenever you are not here, Rudi, and I long for you near,
I read your star sign and sigh in contentment, your star sign
makes you so compatible with me, you love the hearth, so
do I, you love security, so do I, you value achievement, so
do I, you plod steadily, so do I, though in a sideways fashion,
most of all, your star sign loves mine

Oh joy, my star sign simply adores yours – we are more than
compatible, we were made for each other, every time I read
your sign’s description, I feel a warm wave of love washing
over me, having you here with your injured leg, I read your
sign to increase understanding of your needs – you love
compliments, but cannot show it

So I shall keep on complimenting you, watching as your ears
turn pink in enjoyment while your face does not show a muscle
twitching – only when I say something naughty, when I wear
something sexy, does your smile jump out like a ray of sunshine,
I’m capable of buying a range of sexy costumes simply to titillate
your taste buds, I love seeing you in the mood

And then running for you to catch me – this time, with your injured
leg, I’ll be the winner of every contest, oh joy, what fun ahead, come
play with me, Rudi, this time let’s see who seduces whom, you’ve
had the upper hand for far too long – now it is time for sweet revenge,
you’ll like it too, in the end – not a moment before – power is so
intoxicating, get ready to be teased for many wonderful hours!