They are doing that to me all of the time,
- - - and I still have my pants on;
perhaps there is something fundamental
that I missed along the way...
They don't bother anymore to even ask
if it was good for me...
They just do it and move on!
I suppose that I'm old - fashioned,
but, that's not the way that I do business!
I understand a faster pace,
but, if I can't see your face,
it just gets hard to know who I am
looking eye to eye with!
... That really is your point, isn't it?
You only want the money - - -
and the really sad part is;
that you really do believe
that that 's the way that things should be!
Here's a hoop - - - now, jump through that,
- - - call our number please,
- - - we can't hire human beings,
we are too cheap for that...
and we want our captive audience to listen
to our bullshit endlessly!
STOP pushing that 'operator' button,
O.K. - - - fine... speak to our man in India,
you didn't say that he should speak a language
that you could understand!
SO, Mrs. CEO - - - don't always go by
what Mr. CFO says - - -
sure, he's the best at counting beans,
but, if he had any clue about the meaning of it all...
Wouldn't he have your job?
Just try an experiment...
call your company - - -
pretend to be a common person - - -
there may be lessons there to learn.
One piece of advice, however...
KEEP your knees together!
This poem has not been translated into any other language yet.
I would like to translate this poem
I enjoyed this one Barry...your wry sense of humour seeps through...especially in the last two lines... Hugs, Dee