Glitz And Gismo Poem by John Sensele

Gismo claims caller is miles away
Gismo tells spouse you're in another town
Gismo curtails your stay
Gismo claims your tan is brown.

Gismo is addictive
Gismo becomes smarter than artificial intelligence
Gismo utters an invective
Gismo multiplies your level of confidence.

Gismo radios signals of your presence to its manufacturer
Gismo came from Samsung
Gismo loathes a moral lecturer
Gismo can't stand the sight of dung.

Gismo elevates a woman's status
Gismo chooses megapixels
Gismo loves a hiatus
Gismo believes in miracles and spectacles.